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100:00:12,300 --& 00:00:15,330等等，他有话说。200:00:21,430 --& 00:00:23,320王倩300:00:39,310 --& 00:00:41,060王倩400:01:08,050 --& 00:01:10,120操你大爷！500:01:10,130 --& 00:01:13,110这个被游戏气得砸电视的是一小日本600:01:13,140 --& 00:01:15,000他来中国大概一个月了700:01:15,030 --& 00:01:17,000芳龄28，正是血气方刚800:01:17,060 --& 00:01:19,240我受够了！900:01:19,370 --& 00:01:21,200看我手指都他妈流血了！1000:01:21,270 --& 00:01:22,300都怪这破游戏！1100:01:22,360 --& 00:01:24,000我每天玩20个小时1200:01:24,060 --& 00:01:25,980每小时按键上万次1300:01:26,030 --& 00:01:27,000我从来没为一款游戏付出这么多！1400:01:27,010 --& 00:01:29,090现在我算是知道了1500:01:29,100 --& 00:01:31,000根本没人能玩穿这2b游戏！1600:01:31,030 --& 00:01:33,000你跟你的破游戏都去死吧！1700:01:33,041 --& 00:01:35,341去死吧！！去死吧！！去死吧！！1800:01:36,260 --& 00:01:38,900这屋里的另外一个人叫李献计1900:01:38,950 --& 00:01:41,120他温文尔雅、知书达理2000:01:41,140 --& 00:01:43,900从来不会被冲动所控制2100:01:48,350 --& 00:01:51,010可那说的是他50岁以后2200:01:51,250 --& 00:01:53,500李献计当年252300:01:53,550 --& 00:01:56,120在悠久的中日友好关系史上2400:01:56,150 --& 00:01:58,510点下了小黑点儿2500:02:20,010 --& 00:02:23,660算上今天的，你已经7次把我打昏了2600:02:24,040 --& 00:02:26,000不到俩月，7次2700:02:26,010 --& 00:02:28,070平均一个月3.5次2800:02:28,080 --& 00:02:31,210平均一个星期0.875次2900:02:31,530 --& 00:02:34,000平均每天0.125次3000:02:34,040 --& 00:02:35,180平均每小时0.005...3100:02:35,200 --& 00:02:37,000差不多行了，日本祥林嫂3200:02:37,005 --& 00:02:38,045打击日本侵略者3300:02:38,050 --& 00:02:40,890是我们每个公民应尽的义务3400:02:41,740 --& 00:02:43,300可是私下里就咱俩吧3500:02:43,310 --& 00:02:45,570我是真不想欺负你3600:02:45,600 --& 00:02:48,130关键我控制不住自己3700:02:48,150 --& 00:02:50,050我是一病人啊3800:02:50,060 --& 00:02:51,320李献计没瞎说3900:02:51,570 --& 00:02:53,280他得的这病叫差时症4000:02:53,370 --& 00:02:56,050临床上表现为把一段很短的时间4100:02:56,060 --& 00:02:57,790在感觉上漫长化4200:02:58,160 --& 00:02:59,740就好比刚才那小日本4300:03:00,000 --& 00:03:01,090在被放倒之前4400:03:01,330 --& 00:03:03,130一共才抱怨了27秒4500:03:03,460 --& 00:03:05,100而在李献计眼里4600:03:05,405 --& 00:03:07,890每秒都被延伸到无比漫长4700:03:08,362 --& 00:03:09,844好像永无尽头4800:03:10,101 --& 00:03:12,114这种幻觉直接作用于身体4900:03:12,353 --& 00:03:14,198李献计觉得口干舌燥5000:03:14,403 --& 00:03:15,365头疼欲裂5100:03:15,650 --& 00:03:17,333而且特别的不振作5200:03:17,662 --& 00:03:19,505所以必须抽之5300:03:21,226 --& 00:03:22,440得，跳闸了5400:03:22,444 --& 00:03:24,137别急，一会儿就来电5500:03:24,904 --& 00:03:26,729手机先给你，照着点儿5600:03:26,903 --& 00:03:27,904谢谢啊！5700:03:28,009 --& 00:03:29,894别客气，你也怪不容易的5800:03:30,249 --& 00:03:31,902说...说得也是啊...5900:03:34,552 --& 00:03:37,489对了，这游戏你玩儿很长时间了吧？6000:03:37,507 --& 00:03:39,171嗯，玩了有一段了6100:03:39,527 --& 00:03:40,529好厉害啊！6200:03:41,373 --& 00:03:43,198可你的手指看上去完全没有受伤6300:03:43,785 --& 00:03:45,409因为我把它们都换成了铁质的6400:03:46,828 --& 00:03:47,608——你的手指？——对！6500:03:47,664 --& 00:03:48,355什么时候？6600:03:48,385 --& 00:03:50,000卖肾的时候顺手就换了6700:03:50,008 --& 00:03:51,951卖肾？可为什么啊！6800:03:52,000 --& 00:03:53,311为了能让您来中国6900:03:53,337 --& 00:03:54,559你是说...7000:03:54,896 --& 00:03:56,180我？7100:04:04,027 --& 00:04:07,243《李莲英走了》今天请来的嘉宾叫李献计7200:04:07,250 --& 00:04:10,380他现在不计成本地想要打穿一款游戏7300:04:10,385 --& 00:04:12,759甚至不惜把肾卖掉，为了这款游戏7400:04:13,249 --& 00:04:16,066忍受了许多人没有办法忍受的痛苦7500:04:16,482 --& 00:04:18,155所以，献计你为什么这么肯定7600:04:18,434 --& 00:04:20,498这款游戏就一定能被你打穿呢？7700:04:20,860 --& 00:04:22,524也许它本身就是一个恶作剧7800:04:22,876 --& 00:04:24,148根本没有人能打穿7900:04:24,906 --& 00:04:26,432事实上你说这问题8000:04:26,591 --& 00:04:27,693我从来就没担心过8100:04:28,179 --& 00:04:30,303因为我看见有人把它打穿了8200:04:30,999 --& 00:04:33,273所以玩穿后会怎样呢？8300:04:33,455 --& 00:04:34,777到时候会打开一扇门8400:04:35,065 --& 00:04:37,529走进去就能回到自己的过去8500:04:37,962 --& 00:04:40,037所以什么样的错都可以修正8600:04:40,737 --& 00:04:42,192嗯，是个蛮感人的故事8700:04:42,520 --& 00:04:44,735好吧就算你能够时间旅行的话8800:04:44,889 --& 00:04:46,553那你想要回到什么时代呢？8900:04:47,086 --& 00:04:48,711我只想回到和王倩分手之前9000:04:49,104 --& 00:04:50,978然后避免一些事情的发生9100:04:51,370 --& 00:04:52,443可献计你应该知道9200:04:52,720 --& 00:04:54,242如果只是想和女友复合的话9300:04:54,475 --& 00:04:57,041不需要又卖肾又改造身体这么复杂的9400:04:57,633 --& 00:04:59,417你只要去跟她讲就好啦9500:05:00,569 --& 00:05:01,969你是一同性恋吧9600:05:03,099 --& 00:05:04,962事实上你内心是个姑娘9700:05:05,774 --& 00:05:08,048你特别希望能找一纯粹的爷们9800:05:08,794 --& 00:05:10,487结果有一天真让你碰上了9900:05:11,136 --& 00:05:12,429找了一辈子终于找着了10000:05:13,095 --& 00:05:15,409然后你就跑过去把心里全都说给他听10100:05:16,074 --& 00:05:17,406结果对面来一句10200:05:17,896 --& 00:05:19,310“可你该明白”10300:05:19,674 --& 00:05:22,129“纯粹的爷们需要的是纯粹的姑娘”10400:05:24,515 --& 00:05:25,928我举这例子的意思是10500:05:26,424 --& 00:05:27,627王倩跟我分手的原因10600:05:28,273 --& 00:05:29,245比这还残酷10700:05:31,000 --& 00:05:31,516那10800:05:31,977 --& 00:05:33,520究竟是怎样的原因呢？10900:05:36,279 --& 00:05:38,734好吧，我们的节目也就要结束了11000:05:39,290 --& 00:05:40,095关于这个游戏11100:05:40,100 --& 00:05:42,388我想就只好求助于日本的美元大雾了11200:05:44,206 --& 00:05:46,250作为世界上最强悍的电子竞技王者11300:05:46,728 --& 00:05:48,152他一定会对你有所帮助11400:05:48,798 --& 00:05:50,642事实上他提供的惟一帮助11500:05:50,664 --& 00:05:51,748就是给我一号码11600:05:52,103 --& 00:05:52,633号码？11700:06:04,961 --& 00:06:08,038你好，欢迎您使用电话支付系统11800:06:08,073 --& 00:06:10,075购买k粉请按111900:06:10,076 --& 00:06:12,317冰毒请按212000:06:12,500 --& 00:06:13,932海乐神请按312100:06:14,257 --& 00:06:15,891大麻请按412200:06:16,269 --& 00:06:17,972转人工请按012300:06:20,319 --& 00:06:22,042你好请问有什么需要么？12400:06:22,128 --& 00:06:24,852我想买那种可以提高反应速度的兴奋剂12500:06:25,567 --& 00:06:28,343我们有A.B.C三种商品可供选择12600:06:28,909 --& 00:06:30,383A种商品副作用小12700:06:30,749 --& 00:06:31,811效果也最差12800:06:32,310 --& 00:06:33,774C种商品效果最好12900:06:34,131 --& 00:06:35,472可副作用非常严重13000:06:36,010 --& 00:06:37,442我们推荐B类商品13100:06:37,891 --& 00:06:39,505效果虽然略逊商品C13200:06:39,922 --& 00:06:42,025可副作用却远远小于商品A13300:06:42,721 --& 00:06:44,515来一个C类商品吧13400:06:44,557 --& 00:06:47,062好的，商品报价目前为人民币50万13500:06:49,599 --& 00:06:51,102我操，能便宜点儿么13600:06:56,632 --& 00:06:57,155你好...13700:06:58,392 --& 00:06:59,063你好，请问...13800:06:59,469 --& 00:07:01,644商品C，50万现金支付13900:07:03,182 --& 00:07:05,526好的，请于晚间11：3014000:07:05,890 --& 00:07:08,114到人民公园完成购物程序14100:07:08,599 --& 00:07:10,744再次感谢您使用电话支付系统14200:07:11,249 --& 00:07:11,830晚上见14300:07:15,287 --& 00:07:15,898人民公园14400:07:16,697 --& 00:07:17,920老红军练剑14500:07:18,416 --& 00:07:20,140街道大妈蹦迪的地方14600:07:21,103 --& 00:07:22,315这真让人意外14700:07:23,777 --& 00:07:24,398我和王倩14800:07:24,863 --& 00:07:27,628也常在那无所事事地呆上一整天14900:07:28,975 --& 00:07:30,427扫视路过的人群15000:07:31,121 --& 00:07:31,920男人15100:07:32,176 --& 00:07:32,787女人15200:07:33,531 --& 00:07:34,152健康的15300:07:34,478 --& 00:07:35,080残缺的15400:07:35,738 --& 00:07:36,357年轻的15500:07:36,544 --& 00:07:37,365和老去的15600:07:38,799 --& 00:07:40,582我们一起想像这这些人的生活15700:07:40,897 --& 00:07:41,940并试图扮演他们15800:07:43,294 --& 00:07:44,767王倩和我一样有差时症15900:07:45,697 --& 00:07:47,329一天时间有时候对我们来说16000:07:47,654 --& 00:07:48,997就像几个月那么漫长16100:07:49,527 --& 00:07:50,229所以16200:07:50,568 --& 00:07:51,881我们扮演的各种人生16300:07:52,097 --& 00:07:53,430加起来该有上百年16400:07:54,211 --& 00:07:55,242可王倩16500:07:55,598 --& 00:07:57,523总能令我像最初见到她时那样16600:07:58,366 --& 00:07:59,206注目着她16700:08:01,292 --& 00:08:03,545于是我不止一次地感谢自己的病16800:08:04,077 --& 00:08:05,179能让我有机会16900:08:05,636 --& 00:08:08,061以世纪为单位，和她在一起17000:08:11,552 --& 00:08:12,694我们分手后17100:08:13,071 --& 00:08:14,324人民公园在前不久17200:08:14,785 --& 00:08:16,037就这么无声无息的17300:08:16,084 --& 00:08:18,250在城市规划中被夷为平地17400:08:19,181 --& 00:08:22,269所以买药姑娘和我在电话里约好的目的地17500:08:22,711 --& 00:08:24,704是个已经根本不存在的地方17600:08:41,877 --& 00:08:42,989我首先想到的是17700:08:43,192 --& 00:08:45,036自己在出租车上睡着了17800:08:46,328 --& 00:08:47,179眼前就是梦境17900:08:50,967 --& 00:08:52,880当我从公园后门翻墙而入时18000:08:53,665 --& 00:08:56,349石壁上的寒冷透过手掌传遍全身18100:08:57,475 --& 00:08:59,478使这些看上去又更像是真实的18200:09:03,030 --& 00:09:04,162继续往公园深处走18300:09:04,807 --& 00:09:07,232周围开始出现一些我特别熟悉的东西18400:09:08,386 --& 00:09:11,191前边那表皮剥落得差不多的绿色长椅18500:09:13,358 --& 00:09:16,613身后大树下一小块干燥的不自然的草坪18600:09:18,491 --& 00:09:21,777井盖边上一片印着小孩脚印的水泥地18700:09:22,743 --& 00:09:24,105这些本该消失的东西18800:09:24,490 --& 00:09:27,495凶猛地标记着那些一去不回的好时光18900:09:37,935 --& 00:09:39,487我开始往前跑19000:09:42,434 --& 00:09:43,216再怎么好意思19100:09:43,391 --& 00:09:44,771我也不能让自己触景生情地跟这19200:09:45,225 --& 00:09:46,258潸然泪下吧19300:09:50,671 --& 00:09:51,485为了不那么难受19400:09:52,429 --& 00:09:55,225我开始假装自己真的在这儿碰见了王倩19500:09:56,753 --& 00:09:57,854我走上前跟她说19600:09:58,589 --& 00:10:00,593呦，没留神咱省了50万啊19700:10:00,992 --& 00:10:03,055明天上街一人来身新衣服19800:10:03,592 --& 00:10:05,386再把你旧手机给换了19900:10:06,491 --& 00:10:07,453你来台nds20000:10:07,829 --& 00:10:08,862我来台psp20100:10:09,519 --& 00:10:10,612之后买上一堆零食20200:10:10,901 --& 00:10:12,115坐飞机去西藏20300:10:12,355 --& 00:10:14,180九寨沟、杜拜20400:10:14,698 --& 00:10:16,182伦敦、夏威夷20500:10:16,747 --& 00:10:18,002复活节岛20600:10:18,022 --& 00:10:18,572纽约20700:10:19,011 --& 00:10:19,572巴黎20800:10:20,123 --& 00:10:20,864哥本哈根......20900:10:27,135 --& 00:10:29,030再后来，买药姑娘来电话21000:10:29,658 --& 00:10:31,462让我把钱都放到公园里21100:10:31,885 --& 00:10:33,547一台红色自动售货机里21200:10:36,483 --& 00:10:38,166这花了我很长时间21300:10:40,589 --& 00:10:41,624长到让我相信21400:10:41,671 --& 00:10:43,324人民公园的再次出现21500:10:44,276 --& 00:10:46,468事实上跟王倩毫无关系21600:11:01,625 --& 00:11:04,494你好，这里是电话支付系统21700:11:05,061 --& 00:11:06,183您的交易已完成21800:11:06,743 --& 00:11:07,965希望您购物愉快21900:11:08,638 --& 00:11:09,399后会有期22000:11:09,998 --& 00:11:11,280并祝您春节快乐22100:11:11,680 --& 00:11:12,331万事如意22200:11:21,552 --& 00:11:22,323差时症22300:11:22,895 --& 00:11:23,787我操你妈22400:11:24,592 --& 00:11:26,676李献计心里明镜儿似的知道22500:11:27,095 --& 00:11:28,438自己差时症又犯了22600:11:28,913 --& 00:11:30,185因为他分明记得22700:11:30,609 --& 00:11:31,530几个小时前22800:11:31,580 --& 00:11:33,353第一次给买药姑娘打电话22900:11:33,819 --& 00:11:35,202是一个夏季的夜晚23000:11:36,017 --& 00:11:36,979当时还下着雨23100:11:37,396 --& 00:11:38,246他砍价未遂23200:11:38,483 --& 00:11:40,136被姑娘二话没说挂了电话23300:11:40,971 --& 00:11:42,545紧接着他又拨了第二次23400:11:43,423 --& 00:11:45,296并约好在人民公园见面交易23500:11:46,413 --& 00:11:48,306整个通话过程不超过5分钟23600:11:49,324 --& 00:11:50,968而事实上这两次通话之间23700:11:51,382 --& 00:11:52,875却相隔了整整一年半23800:11:53,718 --& 00:11:55,801这便是差时症的第二种临床表现23900:11:56,449 --& 00:11:57,531把一段极长的时间24000:11:57,723 --& 00:11:59,355在感官上短暂化24100:12:00,344 --& 00:12:02,307在这18个月里发生了许多事儿24200:12:02,665 --& 00:12:03,979比如被拆毁的人民公园24300:12:04,350 --& 00:12:05,693在人民的强烈抗议下24400:12:06,080 --& 00:12:07,202按原样重建了24500:12:08,040 --& 00:12:10,124接下来，应广大观众的热烈要求24600:12:10,527 --& 00:12:11,780我们将着重介绍一下24700:12:12,016 --& 00:12:14,961李献计迅速弄到50万的成功经验24800:12:23,355 --& 00:12:24,708我必须得弄到50万24900:12:25,401 --& 00:12:26,205康熙玉玺25000:12:26,579 --& 00:12:27,260值6000万25100:12:27,947 --& 00:12:28,989把它带到阿富汗25200:12:29,445 --& 00:12:30,555就给你50万25300:12:30,670 --& 00:12:31,320怎么个带法25400:12:31,612 --& 00:12:32,984我们知道你卖掉一个肾25500:12:33,310 --& 00:12:34,410玉玺可以放在那里25600:12:34,943 --& 00:12:36,285所以你要做的就是25700:12:36,475 --& 00:12:37,107换登机牌25800:12:37,396 --& 00:12:37,958过安检25900:12:38,170 --& 00:12:39,112然后上飞机26000:12:39,704 --& 00:12:40,466用你们的话说26100:12:40,555 --& 00:12:41,570就是万无一失26200:12:42,362 --& 00:12:43,083你不能上飞机26300:12:43,446 --& 00:12:45,249管得着么，你哪位26400:12:45,431 --& 00:12:46,132C.I.A26500:12:46,484 --& 00:12:48,587你被怀疑进行非法资金流动26600:12:48,799 --& 00:12:51,101我们知道你在肚子里藏了什么26700:12:51,495 --& 00:12:55,233但如果你同意把一颗小窃听器植入玉玺内26800:12:55,748 --& 00:12:56,809我们就不逮捕你26900:12:57,161 --& 00:12:58,224之后，当然27000:12:58,474 --& 00:13:00,169你得继续把玉玺运给我们的27100:13:00,169 --& 00:13:01,169“阿富汗朋友”27200:13:01,687 --& 00:13:03,261那帮阿富汗商人安全么27300:13:03,364 --& 00:13:05,058放心吧，都是良民27400:13:08,011 --& 00:13:09,412你正在为美国工作27500:13:10,863 --& 00:13:11,652对不对！27600:13:11,769 --& 00:13:12,621操，悲剧了27700:13:12,860 --& 00:13:14,545这些无知的老美27800:13:14,821 --& 00:13:17,056越来越让人生厌27900:13:17,615 --& 00:13:20,129当然，你今天将为此客死他乡28000:13:20,304 --& 00:13:22,789吓唬谁啊，有本事拿枪把我给毙了28100:13:24,489 --& 00:13:26,304在我离开后就杀了他28200:13:27,217 --& 00:13:28,079一般人要这样28300:13:28,535 --& 00:13:29,596肯定就给吓坏了28400:13:33,037 --& 00:13:34,119可是如果会功夫的话28500:13:36,740 --& 00:13:39,535我是来把你从阿富汗安全带走的28600:13:40,170 --& 00:13:41,753但在我们逃离这里之前28700:13:41,972 --& 00:13:43,765我必须先从那个阿富汗商人手中28800:13:43,974 --& 00:13:45,917救一个人质出来28900:13:46,221 --& 00:13:47,173这人质是谁啊29000:13:47,406 --& 00:13:48,108美国总统的女儿29100:13:48,638 --& 00:13:49,861那这阿富汗商人29200:13:50,042 --& 00:13:51,253肯定得是本拉登吧29300:13:53,420 --& 00:13:54,985他们将付出代价！29400:13:57,643 --& 00:13:58,816来救我的特工牺牲了29500:13:59,157 --& 00:14:01,121所以我们已经跟美国失去了联系29600:14:01,974 --& 00:14:03,506要想逃出这里29700:14:05,653 --& 00:14:07,899我们就只能靠自己！29800:14:10,986 --& 00:14:11,667那无所谓29900:14:12,085 --& 00:14:13,598只要别耽误我找本拉登30000:14:17,610 --& 00:14:19,274他还拖欠我50万送货费呢30100:14:31,000 --& 00:14:32,846你做的这一切就只是为了一女孩？30200:14:37,296 --& 00:14:38,489其实就是为了自己30300:14:39,300 --& 00:14:41,567能从分手后的世界顺利逃走30400:14:44,563 --& 00:14:45,926你的神不在这里30500:14:57,694 --& 00:14:58,746差时症30600:15:09,573 --& 00:15:10,546给我50万！30700:15:10,985 --& 00:15:12,697你得买什么？30800:15:42,181 --& 00:15:42,892献计献策30900:15:44,457 --& 00:15:45,228对不起31000:15:45,665 --& 00:15:46,665我在未来31100:15:46,749 --& 00:15:47,521把这款游戏打通了31200:15:48,644 --& 00:15:51,030所以，你把这个时代的王倩取代了31300:15:53,383 --& 00:15:56,228而且我是差时症痊愈以后的王倩31400:15:57,380 --& 00:15:58,100我跟你31500:15:58,435 --& 00:15:59,407还有过去的王倩31600:16:00,290 --& 00:16:01,703已经完全不一样了31700:16:03,263 --& 00:16:03,864明白31800:16:04,266 --& 00:16:05,227不过还好31900:16:05,568 --& 00:16:07,020你把那游戏又给了我32000:16:07,977 --& 00:16:10,141这样我就能回去找原来的王倩32100:16:10,506 --& 00:16:12,660就算你回到我们最开始认识的时候32200:16:13,158 --& 00:16:14,541我们也不会在一块很久32300:16:15,521 --& 00:16:17,494因为我的差时症很快就没有了32400:16:18,536 --& 00:16:19,277我知道32500:16:19,491 --& 00:16:21,203到时候我就把这游戏再穿一次32600:16:22,343 --& 00:16:23,095献计献策32700:16:25,038 --& 00:16:26,501虽然我没法再喜欢你了32800:16:28,358 --& 00:16:29,229可你这么浪费自己32900:16:32,539 --& 00:16:33,721我心里很难过33000:16:40,013 --& 00:16:40,794都回去吧33100:16:41,326 --& 00:16:42,289我还得接着打游戏呢33200:16:42,716 --& 00:16:43,367你想过么33300:16:43,842 --& 00:16:45,114如果你一直留在现在33400:16:46,609 --& 00:16:48,161也许我们有一天还会在一起33500:16:48,382 --& 00:16:48,932那样33600:16:49,281 --& 00:16:50,919也只是因为你在可怜我吧33700:16:52,176 --& 00:16:53,178就这样吧33800:16:54,435 --& 00:16:55,146过去的王倩33900:16:55,742 --& 00:16:57,064还在等着我呢34000:17:17,494 --& 00:17:18,043最后34100:17:18,160 --& 00:17:19,555像每个人期望的那样34200:17:20,542 --& 00:17:21,853李献计打穿了游戏34300:17:23,408 --& 00:17:25,161接着就真的出现了一扇门34400:17:26,370 --& 00:17:27,392他可以回到过去了34500:17:28,548 --& 00:17:29,660可同时他也发现34600:17:29,848 --& 00:17:31,561这样的门并不只有一扇34700:17:33,175 --& 00:17:33,975穿过这些门34800:17:34,474 --& 00:17:36,778你所到达的可能是玩穿游戏的前一秒34900:17:38,064 --& 00:17:39,598也可能是刚出生的第一秒35000:17:40,609 --& 00:17:43,496李献计只想回到第一次见到王倩的时候35100:17:44,486 --& 00:17:45,027所以35200:17:45,032 --& 00:17:46,485在他找到正确的门之前35300:17:47,205 --& 00:17:48,150他就只能一遍又一遍地35400:17:48,150 --& 00:17:50,150重复着之前做过的事情35500:17:51,688 --& 00:17:52,988进入一扇门后的世界35600:17:53,872 --& 00:17:54,822在那里打穿游戏35700:17:55,832 --& 00:17:57,096然后进入另外一扇门35800:17:58,171 --& 00:18:00,655并希望那里是自己想要回到的过去35900:18:02,757 --& 00:18:03,821在这个漫长的过程中36000:18:04,188 --& 00:18:05,401李献计开始变得圆滑36100:18:06,401 --& 00:18:08,885他不会再为50万而跟本拉登死磕36200:18:10,778 --& 00:18:13,973双手因为生锈而散发出奇怪难闻的气味36300:18:14,942 --& 00:18:18,020皮肤也没法在夏天感受到蚊子的起落36400:18:18,747 --& 00:18:19,789他也逐渐知道36500:18:19,969 --& 00:18:21,622爱情并不是生命的全部36600:18:22,582 --& 00:18:24,456也许他可以在某扇门后停下来36700:18:25,179 --& 00:18:26,150做一些其他事儿36800:18:26,682 --& 00:18:27,844遇见一些其他的人36900:18:30,979 --& 00:18:33,234他有时候会梦见一群人向自己走来37000:18:33,944 --& 00:18:34,877王倩也在里边儿37100:18:36,013 --& 00:18:38,000可李献计却无论如何也没法记起37200:18:38,000 --& 00:18:39,900王倩的样子37300:18:39,985 --& 00:18:40,967就站在那儿37400:18:41,221 --& 00:18:41,941眼睁睁地37500:18:42,024 --& 00:18:43,672跟整个人群错身而过37600:18:45,063 --& 00:18:45,974他醒来37700:18:46,374 --& 00:18:48,240像个老人一样地坐在床边37800:18:48,288 --& 00:18:49,979沮丧了很久37900:18:51,116 --& 00:18:53,551李献计又开始寻找那扇正确的门38000:18:56,466 --& 00:18:57,388直到有一天38100:18:57,697 --& 00:18:58,739他打开一扇门38200:18:59,301 --& 00:19:00,264那儿刚下完雨38300:19:00,943 --& 00:19:03,197日落前的橙色包裹着人们38400:19:03,914 --& 00:19:06,249大家看上去都比平时要高兴38500:19:07,289 --& 00:19:08,984空气既凉爽又新鲜38600:19:09,713 --& 00:19:11,507就像迎面看见的王倩38700:19:12,435 --& 00:19:13,747即使最简单的对视38800:19:14,194 --& 00:19:17,028也能刺伤李献计坚硬神经的最深处38900:19:18,413 --& 00:19:20,417那就是他第一次见到的王倩39000:19:20,993 --& 00:19:23,025一点儿也没变39100:19:23,126 --& 00:19:23,727可李献计39200:19:24,198 --& 00:19:26,201却再也没法向前迈出一步39300:19:27,158 --& 00:19:29,873因为透过那些雨后留下的深渊的映照39400:19:30,941 --& 00:19:32,234他知道，这么久以来39500:19:32,737 --& 00:19:33,738他们两人之中39600:19:34,445 --& 00:19:35,176时间39700:19:35,313 --& 00:19:36,343只在自己身上39800:19:36,700 --& 00:19:37,962汹涌地流逝了39900:19:42,558 --& 00:19:43,791最后李献计说40000:19:44,391 --& 00:19:45,492见到王倩时40100:19:46,235 --& 00:19:48,440就像瞬间经历了整个人生40200:19:49,444 --& 00:19:50,666心里很平静
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